The team

The team consists mostly of former and current students at DTU. We have a mix of experienced players that are now too old/married/busy, young players committed to their studies and exchange students, so allthough the will is there we probably, as a team, could practise a little more, but what can you do when life gets in the way

The last couple of years we have not won that many games, but as usual we feel this is the year that will change. hmmm….

 We practise Mondays at 21.15 and Thursdays at 18.15.

Player profiles:

Math: Our french guard who is known mostly for his glasslike body, but basketball wise he is fairly quick (at least compared to the rest of the team) and therefore he excels on the fastbreak. Rumor has is that he can actually make a shot once in a while if he is not too tired and it is a fact that he is the only player on the team that cannot beat his own mum in a 1 on 1 contest.

Jan: Our mountain bike riding inside threat. He wreaks havoc in the paint and his bread and butter move is the slooow roll followed by a tough shot with a hand in his face- nothing but net.

Rumor has it that he once was tripleteamed and actually reacted by passing the ball back out to a guard, this, however, cannot be confirmed. It is a fact that he is a great stand still shooter with a vertical of almost 2 inches.

Nik B: quick feet and fast trigger. Weighs about 35 kilos and lets the wind carry him on the fastbreak. Go-to-move is the pull up high post shot. Rumor  has it that he once saw a shot he did not feel like shooting and it is a fact that he is a lean mean fastbreaking machine.

Bjørn: The team’s farmer. he hustles like no other and although you never know if his shots will hit the bottom of the net or the top of the backboard you can always count on him giving 100 %, both on and of the court. His go to move is the cut followed by a scoop lay up.

Jens: The biggest small forward ever seen. He likes to hide behind the backboard and then scoop the ball under/over/in between the defense and then into the basket. Go-to-move is the baseline roll followed by the scoop lay up.He gets tons of steals due to his long arms. Rumor has it that he used to jump like crazy back in the 90′s and it is a fact that he gets rejected more by the backboard than the defense.

Thomas: Known mostly for his  3-point shooting and for his obsession with hair and hair accessories. He likes to shoot!!!

Gabi: the spanish dude best known for defining the rest of the team as homosexuals and for saying that he is used to being paid for playing basketball. athletic swing guy who likes to stroke the three-ball.

Jose: The smaller one of the spanish dudes. Likes to drive into people and then shoot. great touch on the floaters.

Niels: Bets known for having twins. Rumor has it that he was once a decent player, but nowadays his go-to-move is the speed diaper switch.

Nik C: Used to be an excellent handball player. Role player in the best sense of the word. Knows how he helps the team the most. Rumor has it that he used to be able to see his own feet fact is that when he participates things look good for the Kalundborg Mafia.

Brian: High flying football player known for never calling a foul nor making a lefthanded lay up. Jumps and rebounds like crazy. Rumor has it he once remembered to roll after setting a screen then became so happy he forgot to catch the pass. 

Dennis: known for being a nice guy from Jutland. We have a feeling he might be a good player, but it is hard to say because we do not see him much. Rumor has it he likes to shoot the baseline jumper.

Søren: the first true center in the history of PIIBBK. Now we just need to learn how to use him. and he needs to learn how to catch a ball without having to go to the ER.

Kim: Once in a while he plays defense without fouling the opposition. Has a DEADLY two-handed shot which works in more than one way. firstly if he has the time, then he makes the shot and secondly the oppostion gets frustrated because they see it as being a lucky shot. Damn that is a lot of luck if you look at his 75 year long career in PIIBBK.

Steen: The fat guy. Talks a lot.

Coach jann: mostly known for talking about people getting laid, swingers etc. Is desperately working to get the team in shape, but it is an up-hill battle